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After we found out everyone was safe, two of my illustrious colleagues and I made this video.

Reading “Twilight” Now Compulsory

In case you didn’t know, the United States government has now passed a law that makes reading Stephanie Meyer’s “Twilight” series mandatory for all persons over the age of 9. Seeing the movie is an acceptable, but not preferred option.

However, offending parties can shorten their sentences with a written or aural examination on the Harry Potter series if they elect to do so.